What's brown and sticky? A Stick!

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What is 2 + 2? 3 LOL

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

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A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

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Uh... Justin, the most pointless man... I gotta cringe for a moment, I don't want to be mean here, but I think my body cell total opinion pool dropped a large quantity there, its not that I do not want you anymore, but, my body`s mass body cell total is kinda denying me... Actually I am denying IT... ACTUALLY WE ARE DENYING EACH OTHER, (which is totally awesome, united denial fighting against one another FOR DENYING THE MOST! BECAUSE COOPERATION IS FOR PUSSIES!) Anyway, hell I am dead tired, oh yeah, Justin... Man, Uh, who where you again?

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A black man walks in to a 7 Eleven with a gun in his left pocket. He innocently walks over to the place where they keep all the hostess treats, and decides to purchase a pack of crumb donuts. The gun was purely for self defense, it was a bad neighborhood.

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What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

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Whats 1+1? The answer!

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Ryan Holden is a faggot.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, And so is she.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

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Wood is brown...... Grass is green...... Now what color are roses?

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Why did the guy in the wheelchair die? He was mauled by tigers.

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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mark lawson likes boys

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What is worse than the holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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follow @nils_kosmo on twatter hehe

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what's gay as AIDS? The way you got it

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

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Whats worse then 10 black men hanging from trees? Kittens

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was late for its laser bypass surgery.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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