BOTTOM!!!

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what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to get intoxicated and then commits a felony.

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Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

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roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

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What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

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Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

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Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

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What is the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves

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What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

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What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

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why was the little girl crying in her dads arms? Because he was strangling her

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A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

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My girlfriend dumped me because I'm patronizing. That means I treat people like they're stupid.

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How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? Still a pilot.

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why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

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life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

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Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing, he was a fish.

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Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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