- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

Do you want to hear a good anti-joke? Well I don't have one.

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

what do you call a guy called Bill? Bill

why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

What's more fun than thumbing down a shit joke? Thumbing down a shit joke which is neutral previous to your disliking giving it a little negative number.

Q: What has the exact same colors as the gay flag but are sometimes hilarious? A: Clowns.

Did you hear about the Englishman who ran all the way to Loch Ness? Oh, that's a shame, because I didn't either.

What do you call a black guy that has a big white coat, an assortment of knives and a couple of women working for him? A doctor

What's green, smelly, and in a swamp? Casey Anthony's Baby

What is invisible and smells like cheese? Cheese. I lied about the invisible part, because cheese is not invisible.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chicken is a funny word, and the road is a plot device.

whats worse than having no life? having no life and reading internet jokes all day!

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

i bought a knock-knock joke book, and was unamused.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got revenge And you got big boobs. :3 Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad poet Now i'm dead. O_O

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

What is the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves

There are 3 types of people in this world; people who can count, and people who can't

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