A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to get intoxicated and then commits a felony.

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BOTTOM!!!

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

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Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

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An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

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How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

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What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

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A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

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What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

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why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

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My girlfriend dumped me because I'm patronizing. That means I treat people like they're stupid.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? Still a pilot.

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life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

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why was the little girl crying in her dads arms? Because he was strangling her

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Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing, he was a fish.

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Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

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My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

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What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

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How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

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What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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