- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

Homosexualism is so gay man

One time, I ate 3 chipotle burritos....after a tennis match

Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

What do an eagle and a gopher have in common? They can both fly, except for the gopher

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