roses are red violets are blue no seriously they are

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"knock knock" "whos there" "poop" "poop who" "poop in the toilet"

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do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

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ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

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what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

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What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

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What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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soccer

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2 men walk into a bar. 3 come out

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why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

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how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

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I was walking down the street the other day and I saw this lady and suddenly: POTATOES!!!!!!!!!

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A rooster is sitting on the top of a house. It lays an egg. Which way does it roll? This can be solved by using the dimensions and angles of the roof to find the most probable direction it would roll (Incorporating in the power of gravity of course). Of course if the egg from the roosters uteris came out in an akward or unlikely way, it could roll the other way.This can be factored in very quickly because with the video evidence of the rooster having the egg you can see how it was delivered(the video is not of which way it rolls, just of the delivery).

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Why did little Sally drop her ice cream? She got ran over by the school bus

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what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

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What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Faces like yours belong in the Zoo. Don't be mad I will be there too. Not in the gate but laughing at you.

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A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

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whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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