- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

What do you call a gay mexican on welfare? poor

What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

Want to hear an anti joke? Me too thats why Im on this site.

What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

billy has 100 candy bars he eats 78 of them what does he have now diabetes

How do you piss off a teacher? Accuse them of being a pedophile

If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

What do you call a monkey holding a hand grenade? It depends on what its name is.

Why did the man pull out his chainsaw? To get rid of a tree in his front yard.

If Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and Charlie Sheen were in a room together and you had a gun with two bullets, who would you shoot? Well Hitler and Bin Laden are already dead, and Charlie probably wouldn't die. Plus, I honestly don't think I could bring myself to shoot someone.

What's more annoying than dyslexic jokes? Jokes were peopel spel words rong.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

Whats red and yellow? A chicken in the blender.

Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

why is pie good. because it just is.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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