What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

hey, my names mark.

why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

What's purple and glows? An electric grape

What nickname do you give Harrison Kinney if he is good at remixing music? Harrison "Remix" Kinney

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

Carol never wore her safety goggles. Neither did Hellen Keller.

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

What do you call a black man walking on the side of a road? A Pedestrian

I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

what do you call a kid named kid. kid

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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