david weres the slug gone

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Freeza: I am the strongest in the universe! (if you ignore my brother Coola which is much stronger and all...) Goku: You have pissed me off now Freeza, I will now turn into a super Asian and prove to the world that real Asians are actually blonde and blue eyed! (I am sure Goku means Sayans, which is "completely different") Goku: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARG! Freeza: Omg, he... he... is trying to take a dump! IMPOSSIBLE! I will have to find his balls and caress them... Will Goku ever take a shit? Or reach all new levels of constipation during the series? Find out in the next episode of dragon ball z!

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Why did the monkey cross the road? It didn't. It died!

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What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

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What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

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Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

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whats blue and can fly? a red robin i lied about being blue By RT so u believe me

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Two muffins are cooling on a windowsill. One muffin says to the other "It sure is a beautiful day today." The other muffin says "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

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Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

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Why did Greg move to the Lake District? Because his dog died and the family is in mourning.

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What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

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Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

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Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

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Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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8=> >->-o

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What did the alien say to the parachute? We're connected

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

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What comes after 69? mouthwash

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what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

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What do you call people in a plane crash? Whatever, i wasn't on the plane.

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What do you call a man with no home or family? Charles Manson…He currently resides in jail.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Your parents must have little regard for your social identity because they named you after a tropical fruit. Either that or you are clinically insane. I am concerned; please leave.

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-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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