I am quite mature.

What does a witch put food in? A lunchbox

Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

what did God say when He saw a black man? Oops I urnt one.

What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

*Knock Knock* Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

Knock! Knock! Who's There? The Police. Open the damn door. Nobody Is Home.

What did the quarter say to the dime? nothing.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

Your mom is so fat she wears large clothes

A woman catches her husband cheating on her she divorces him in a rather lengthy sequence of meetings in court

How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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