Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

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There is a dead guy on the road lying in a puddle of blood with a gunshot wound on his head. What happened? He died

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Why do vampires drink blood? Maybe if they existed you could ask one.

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Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

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69- by Adam Chebali

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What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

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Why couldn't the man read? Because he was illiterate

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What happened to the guy that took to many lunesta pills? He fell asleep but he was glad it was the weekend or he would have been late for his job

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Roses are red...

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A black man got sentenced go prison for stealing a car. He didn't do it.

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Here is the worst joke ever. ..... Dislike this and you are awesome!! P.S. I'm serious. I want to make a joke with the MOST DISLIKES ever! Don't think this is reverse psychology. I don't do that shi*t.

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What did the teenage girl get for her birthday? Pregnant.

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A man and his son cross the street, the man hears a screaming noise and ignores it, the man gets across and notice his wife missing...

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What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

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Suck pussy

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Q:how many ping-pong balls do you need te get a crocodile off of a slide ? A:none, because an engine doesn't have doors

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knock knock, Whos there ? ( runs away ) trololololololololol

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What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

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What did the toilet say when I pooped in it Nothing I just crapped in it

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I created darkness. God created the stars. God created the bee. I created the wasp. God created the child. I banged your mother. Moral: Soon my wings of darkness shall destroy your very own star, these words seem empty now, so I will fill them with true meaning and purpose as I will give the same to you the day the sky brightens no more.

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Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

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How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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