What Makes Me Smile? Face Muscles.

101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

ecks! why zee?

9/11, Amanda Todd, Adalia Rose, Cancer, Swag, Yolo, Disco, anything Southern, Nazi's, and Police officers walk into a bar Everyone stares because these are mildly offensive things.

What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

What can make you pee? Liquid

What do you get when you cross drugs with a bathtub? Whitney Houston's worst nightmare

What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

I dont have a girlfriend

This is an anti-joke.

Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

wanna hear a joke? i dont

HITLER IS SO SEXY I WOULD PAY A MILLION DOLLARS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS DEAD HOT BODY WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT HIM I SPRAY MY SEMEN ALL OVER MY JEWISH SLAVES YUMMY HITLER JUST MAKES ME WANT TO BITE HIS ROTTING PENIS OFF AND FORCE IT IN THE EYE SOCKET OF A JEWISH PERSON AND THEN I CUM IN HIS EYESOCKET

What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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