whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

ejaculation JLR

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

Q: What did the duck say to the bartender? A: Nothing considering that ducks cannot speak

What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

Multi Orgasmic Pillow screechers

White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

Q: why cant elvis draw a picture. A: cause hes dead.

penis?

A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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