Q: What is your favorite color? M: Blue

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What did the black man say to the white man? Nothing. He punched him in the face and stole his iPhone.

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Is your refrigerator running? If so, it sounds like you've got a well manufactured, correctly working appliance. If not, you might want to either have a technician come over and look at it or you should simply replace it with a working one.

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What did Newton say to Einstein? Nothing, Newton was dead before Einstein's birth.

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What do you call a room with a white man a black man and a hot pocket? A reasonable meal

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What do you do when life hands you lemons? Go home, look for the ingredients on which to make proper, delicious lemonade. Afterward, I would go in the front yard, make a stand, then make a sign that says $1.00 lemonade. Then you know make millions on your master-mind plan that no one else ever thought of.

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A train conducter conducts at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph, if he goes under 2 bridges and over 3 hills what did the conductors mother have for dinner that night. Nothing she was raped then promptly murdered.

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Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

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9/11

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Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

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Why didn't the cat eat its supper? It was dead.

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What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

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Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

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Dislike this.

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The GOV and the WHO?

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Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

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An irish man walks out of a bar

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What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

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What did your mom say when Quinn Griffith Randel walked in the door? Hi.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder from your house and kindly help him down.

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Robin, get in the batmobile

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A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

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What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

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How do you suppress a black hole? Surround it with white holes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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