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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

A girl cries as she drops a box of uncooked spaghetti noodles, spilling and breaking them onto the floor. She has brittle bone disease.

Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

John Stamos.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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