- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

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There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

What is the difference between a cow and a clam one is bivalve and one is a mammal

why did the duck cross the road? because his dk was stuck in the chickens a....

What's yellow and goes up and down? A banana in an elevator.

Reverse psychology never fails.

I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

Why couldn't the elephant ride a bike? Because he had no thumbs...

What did the Holocaust survivor say when asked about their memories in the deathcamps? A: I'd rather not think about it.

Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? T get to the other side of the road

On Tuesday mornings at 7:32 a.m., what is the square root of 31? I don't know, because it would be an irrational number of which is not possible to calculate without the aid of a calculator. However, the date and time would not affect the answer.

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

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