- Anti Joke

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

George Bush.

I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

What happened to Dave when he walked across the road? He got hit by a car and died... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Dave...

Why did the swing fall off the girl? I have dyslexia

What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

Knock Knock, Who's There? The The Who? YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Tom Maynard play cricket anymore Because he's dead

knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

Yo momma so fat she has more chins the china town

a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!