Why did the homeless man kill his dog? Because a drunk rich guy said he'd pay him a hundred dollars if he did.

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

What killed the name cool? Coolio

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

hey timmy, wanna go to Disneyworld?! tough. *10 seconds later* still no timmy

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

What did death say to life? Go die

So a 12 year old suicide bomber walks in to a military base and kills 31 soldiers. It happened. Look it up.

Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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