My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

How do you make a businessman cry? Shoot him in the kneecaps.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

Q. What is black and nobody cares when they step on it? A. Asphalt

So Helen Keller walked into a bar... and then a chair.... and then a table..

Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

Justin Bieber hits puberty

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

what does matt daly like to do in his free time anal

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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