womens rights

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My arms get tired from carrying my big diick everywhere, well at least it's better than dragging it

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Why was the boy kissing up to his parents? He only wanted them to say "I love you" for once.

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Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and order a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

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Johns mother asked him were he had been. John simply replied the shop.

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What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jane from next door. Hi Jane how can I help you? Just wondering if my sister could use the spare spot on your drive tomorrow afternoon around 3pm? She is coming round for tea. I'm very sorry but my wife is due back around that time. Not a problem, thanks anyway. Have a great day. Bye Jane, see you soon, sorry again.

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REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REDD REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED................................that is all LOL

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Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

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What do you call a large group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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what is funnier then this joke? A jewish muslim that is asian, balck, and mexican,and is woomen crossing the border then geting shot and hung by a rope of dead babies

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A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

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your momma's so stupid she shot herself

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What did Edward Cullen say to the hot girl? Since I am a vampire it is impossible for me to get an erection.

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What does water taste like? Water

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Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

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what do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? -a seagull

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Whats funny about alexis? she's really a boy!

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Whats green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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Whats the saddest part about the sandy hook shooting? There were still bullets in the clip... Im going to hell by the way.

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Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

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It sucks if you have amnesia. It sucks if you have amnesia.

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Q-what did the black man say before he crossed the road? A-i wanna cross the road.

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