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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:So there's a black guy and a mexican sitting in a car...who's driving? A: The Cop

Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

two snow men standing in a field and one says to the other can you smell carrots

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Plumber, ma'am." "Thank God you're here. I haven't been able to take a shower in three days."

you know what they say, Big man, Big hypertrophic cardiomyopathy, shame he died

CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!$$$$bOoBiEs

what is long black and smelly the welfare line

I bet you read this. Told ya.

How do you make a doctor cry? Kill his family.

If chuck noris has five dollars and you have five dollars, he has more money than you. He forgot about the extra dollar in his back pocket

What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

What do a rubix cube and a penis have in common? The more you play with it the harder it gets.

the only thing funny about this website is the fact ciaran hawkins is in love with it

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. Your mom is the punchline.

When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

Thats a real shame. How come your eyes are red to begin with? You can use hypnosis to change the color, but if you never learned how, I am not gonna teach you.

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

Why did the girl fall down the stairs? She has no legs, that's why.

What's the easiest way to become President? Have a background in politics and a catchy campaign slogan that voting Americans can relate to.

Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

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