- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a businessman cry? Shoot him in the kneecaps.

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

Now Showing: EVIL SLOTHS II "The worst death is a slow death."

What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

If a bear was mad he would be beary angry.

life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

womens rights

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

Face Hunter is scum

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

So Helen Keller walked into a bar... and then a chair.... and then a table..

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