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Colon Right Parentheses For all of the confused people out there that's :)

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If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

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How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

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I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

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Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I lost The Game, You just did too.

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suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

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when a friend comes over and says: hey, do you have a bathroom??? NO!!! I shit in my yard!!!!!

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what do you call a black man in the dark? missing.

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the only thing funny about this website is the fact ciaran hawkins is in love with it

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Roses are red...

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Why did the black man actually receive an education. Because he is entitled to one as a citizen of the US. Frederick Douglass, at the twenty-third anniversary of the Emancipation Proclamation stated that "Education, the sheet anchor to a society where liberty and justice are secure, is a dangerous thing to society in the presence of injustices and oppressions...." Douglass knew that in order for black people in America to survive, they had to be educated because it was the one area that could make the weak person strong and the black person equal. By the time the modern day Civil Rights Movement started, its leaders already knew that education was knowledge, and that knowledge was power. In order for black people to gain their equality, they would have to have a solid foundation to stand on, and that foundation would be education.

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

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Why did the father smash his sons head into the dentist's building? Because he had a locker in his mouth. Also, equestrian.

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Steven Hawkin ran a marathon.

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Q: What did Michael Jackson do while he was preparing for his newest world tour? A: He died.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch!

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What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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I LIKE TRAINS

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A boy askes santa for a baby brother. Santa says give me your mom.

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What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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