- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

L's I's that took Viagra.

What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor

Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

John Cena for president

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

What is Osama Bin Laden's favourite colour? Doesn't matter. He's dead.

Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.

If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

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