- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man get kicked out of his hotel room? He did't pay and was in debt so they couldn't allow him to stay.

The Sun is vital to our human existence on the Earth. It also causes cancer.

Ask me if I'm a kangaroo Are you a Kangaroo? No….

What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

A blonde is elected President of the United States. Half way through her inauguration speech, she forgets how to read.

Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

Are you from Tenessee? I heard you were from there

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What's three times as dangerous than a war? Three wars.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

Jane asked her husband why he was crying, he replied "Because i have extremely agressive cancer" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....Cancer

What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? the NBA

A man finds a mysterious lamp on the side of the road. He picks it up, rubs it, and sells the lamp at a pawn shop for $10,000. The man paid off his credit card debt and was happy that he did not have to file for bankruptcy.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

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Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

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