- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

My parents died!

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin.

What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

Feminism.

How do you get a child off a swing? Throw a fridge at him

What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

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