- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

Little kids wear superman underwear. Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

A man took a police officers gun and threw it at a baby in a stroller. He went to jail.

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

why wouldn't the printer work? because there was an animal in it.

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

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