Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

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I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

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why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

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What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

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knock knock?? whos there?? Not yo cheese because i already ate it

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If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

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Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

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Miškinis gerai prikolina.

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Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

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dude ur such a bon of a sitch

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

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Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

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roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

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Roses are red Violets are blue These two lines are overused I wonder to what poem they originally come from

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Q. A man walks into a library and asks the librarian for a book on suicide? A. The librarian hands the man a book on suicide

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oh hai

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A pirate walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, "why do you have a wheel in your pants?"

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The Dane, the Norwegian and the Chinese where on a plane, and as the plane was malfunctioning, the pilot would shout: "We are overloaded! Toss out everything you can spare!" The Dane tossed out a box of Danish Salami, explaining they had enough of those in his country. The Norwegian tossed out a package of sweaters, explaining that they had enough of those in his country. Suddenly the Chinese jumped out without a given explanation, as time passed though, the surviving crew arrived to some conclusions... Moral: R.I.P Kim the 294834839483948th

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What did the ocean say to the shore? Nothing, water and sand are incapable of speech. Unless of course you are Harry Potter in which case you can cast a spell on them and turn them into a cat which still couldn't talk and them from there you could wait for them to evolve which doesn't actually exist so you would have to ask God and then you would wait for a few years than they could say hi.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, that was a turkey. Oh.

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What did one Black college student say to another? What is your major?

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one day there was an ugly barnicle. he was SSSOOO ugly that everyone died the end -patrick

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPFTeHEsAS4 You will not be disappointed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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