Hey Eliza, thanks, while I appreciate the help, Alice is crying in a corner and refusing to get up, I wont lie, for a moment there I could "see voices and music" and valium has taken care of the ptsd (and blown most of my brain, which is nice for a change). With that said, im on 40 mg ritalin which is a lot, but I need it, besides I can handle the anxiety. I have no idea who the guy typing this is, but he is following me to the letter, so thats good enough, except his typos being worse than mine, which is pretty good for a guy that barely speaks english. Sorry Eliza, but Alice is having a breakdown here, ill talk her down a bit first, she tries to hide it, but she is far more worried about me than I am, which is nice, just not like this, ill be right back with you.

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What did the boy with asthma say to his friend I can't breath

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lol im s0 gut at spelign at engrish N u laughd n liekd diZ funi joek XDD u most LUV LE MEMEZ n EMOtikons Lol (^-^) y u guyz so st00p1d at math Wtf???!?!? 1+1=8 i m soooo smurt hahaha I <3 warrior cats n dance 2 gangnum stail wile masturbatin 2 swagbois le raeg comicz ;3!! . And now you are dying of cancer.

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Why did George smoke weed? Because he was depressed after his wife died and couldn't get over the fact that he would be lonely forevermore.

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why did spiderman fall off the roof ? cause it was wet

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What is black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

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why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

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a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

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what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

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You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

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What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

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Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

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how did the ant die? i stepped on it

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

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A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

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Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

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What did the guy and girl do at the wedding? Nothing, The guy is gay

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What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

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My mother has chlamydia. That's it.

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What happens when you roll a quarter down the street in Mexico? It rolls for a small period of time but eventually it falls over and stops rolling because quarters aren't able to roll very far on imperfect surfaces.

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