- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period. Damnit, ignore that.

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

What kind of a prediction is THAT?

What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it lacked the requisite musculature to facilitate locomotion

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

A girl cries as she drops a box of uncooked spaghetti noodles, spilling and breaking them onto the floor. She has brittle bone disease.

Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

A guy says a joke. It was not funny

josh Roberts you speccy CUNT

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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