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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

Jeff has 45 candy bars. He eats 40. What does Jeff have? Diabeetus

What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

Q. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. nothing you done told her twice already

a retard walks into a bar a bruise appeared on his head

Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

Q: If a hen-and-a-half can lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a peg-legged grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle? A: He'd give up.

Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

Yo mama is so fat that her belly button reaches the door 15 minutes before she does- by Adam Chebali

What do you call people in a plane crash? Whatever, i wasn't on the plane.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

Q. What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A. An horse.

Women can vote? WTF

Why couldn't he play piano? Because he is an untalented piece of shit.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

your mom is so stupid she got raped

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

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