- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

Whats the same about Jerry Seinfeld and Adam Sandler They are both comedians

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

richard is fag

What's green and blue? yellow

Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

who looks like justin bieber and is really cool? george darling but i lied about him being cool.

Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

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