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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

What did Delaware? A coat.

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

why did the Chinese man fail the driving test because he had no previous driving experience and wasn't prepared for the test

How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

Chuck Norris can count from 1 to 100... twice!

Hey, guess what? What? Dammit!

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

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Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

A coach and a priest walk into a boys and girls club and kick out all the girls.

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