roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

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How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

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Poop

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What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

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What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer.

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a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

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Knock Know! Come in!

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What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

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A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? Can you speak up? I cant hear you!

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Why is motorboating so much fun? Because they are unmatched for their speed and agility in the water.

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What's the difference between a pheromone and a hormone? Hormones are secreted internally and trigger various biochemical pathways that cause certain effects. We all are familiar with the effects of testosterone and estrogen, both on the anatomy, and behaviour of humans. Pheromones are secreted externally, and have an effect on another creature in similar ways. Usually they have to do with attracting sexual partners or changing a sex partners behaviour or body in some way.

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A man makes a sandwich.

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How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

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Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

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What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

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Feminism

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What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

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hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

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What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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