- Anti Joke

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

Why did Moses part the sea Because it was divisible by 2

What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

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Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

Three guys walk in to a bar. One got a concussion.

Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

What did the pedophile get for christmas? He was raped by a gorilla

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

Do you know how to forget? No. Me either, I forgot.