Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

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A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

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A dwarf walked into a pizza shop and ordered a large pepperoni pizza advertised as $12.50. He gave some money to the man behind the counter who then said, "Sir, you're a little short." The dwarf replied, "My apologies, I thought I had given you a twenty." He gave the man behind the counter the difference he owed, took his pizza and left.

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Why can't Heller Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Two black guys run into a bank with guns. They place them in their pre-payed safety deposit boxes and continue on their way as they were falling behind on their schedule.

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Your mom is so stupid she has trouble holding a steady job and struggles to support her family.

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Why didn't you hit the little mexican boy riding a bike? - it's probably was not your bike and it would have been against the law if you did so it was the kind thing to do -AHW

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Whats small yellow and cant swim? A short bus full of autistic children.

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Two muffins were in the oven...They were taken out after about 40 minutes, and then enjoyed by all.

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Your wife died during the delivery.

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Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

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world peace

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What did the pillow say to the dragon? Nothing, because pillows don't talk, dragons aren't real and this is a highly improbable circumstance.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Me. Me Who? Me. Uh.

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what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

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Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

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Women's Rights.

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Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

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What did little Jimmy get for Christmas? Presents because he wasn't poor.

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How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

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what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

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