Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

What is Osama Bin Laden's favourite colour? Doesn't matter. He's dead.

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

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If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had just received a call from his family, hearing that his father had just been butchered. He was approaching the farm when an 18-wheeler approached. The tire flew off, hit a candy store, candy flew in the chicken's mouth, and it died of diabetes. However, right before the chicken died he finally crossed the road, not knowing he would get shot by his farmer. The chicken managed to survive the shooting to his right kidney, wiggled to his family, and died in front of his wife.

What do you call a man with no arm or legs lying in front of a door? Idk, but how did he get there, and where is his aid to help him get out of this situation?

I took a vampire out for dinner last night. I expected her to cringe when I ordered a rare steak, but we decided not to let my tastes impact on the evening, sharing wine and many stories before heading back to my apartment.

what did johnny's mom do for his 50th birthday? she died

Q. How do you make time fly? A. It is highly impossible to make time fly for there is 24 hours in a day, 60 minutes in an hour, and 60 seconds in a minute so therefore the time flows how it should and we do not have such power to do it even though many people claim they do when they know they really don't

Why do all gingers get mad all the time except having sex? Because they enjoy it!!!

Technically I did not try to, but I made you believe I tried in vain, so your subconcious is unable to register that it is under a state of trance, you could deny it, but you are in a state of trance right now. So how big are your breasts?

What do fish and shoe laces have in common? nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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