- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

whats worse than having a gay friend ? 9/11

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

j

... i forgot the joke :p

Three guys walk in to a bar. One got a concussion.

What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

Do you know how to forget? No. Me either, I forgot.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

What did the pedophile get for christmas? He was raped by a gorilla

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??