- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why didn't the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

One time at band camp.............tha'ts it........

Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

Why did Steve put his trumpet in the fridge? He had begun the early stages of dementia and was becoming increasingly confused and detached from reality. Also he was German.

My period is red, Your sauce is white, now pull down your pants and let me do my workout.

Nero, thank you for this opportunity, I desire to join the shadows, I left a thumbs up. Michelle

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But here's my number, So call me anytime you're free, but I can't guarantee I will answer because I could be at work.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender goes why do you have a cane? The man goes "I'm blind."

what is the only thing in the world that can pick up 1000 jews at once? A vacuum cleaner

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks: "why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus being incapable of comprehending the complexities of conversation said nothing, and shit all over the floor.

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand. thats impossible, because nature says that ducks cannot walk.

billy has 100 candy bars he eats 78 of them what does he have now diabetes

Hey, Batman Yeah? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents!

What do you call a monkey holding a hand grenade? It depends on what its name is.

justin bieber: ask me if im a boy are you a boy? no.

A man walks into a bar, he now has a mild concussion

Why did the blonde go to business school? She wanted to get into business, and decided that a business degree was a good place to begin.

What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

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