a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

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Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

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what's worst then having no internet access for a year? having no facebook notifications when you finally do

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

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balls

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What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

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a boy meets a girl the rest is censored

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What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? Doctor Brown, I have your test results, you've HIV positive.

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What you do if you poo out a slug? Eat it.

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A man breaks into your house points a gun at your head and proceeds to fire a blank... The man stares at your for another minute before jumping back out of the window he crawled in from and sitting on the curb outside your house rethinking his life choices.

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OOOOPPS /

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What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

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What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

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knock knock. no one answered so the man at the door went home.

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Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

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Your mom.

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Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

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My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

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Gay jokes aren't funny Cum on guys

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How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family...

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Anti Joke

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