- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a car

Why did Dean Jones talk to his car? Because it was Herbie the love bug , a car possessed by a demon that had voice recognition capabilities and thus could understand him

Shaving your balls is just plain nuts!

How do you sabotage someone's car? Drop a fridge on it

wanna hear a joke? yes

my hand is a DOLPHIN!

Knock knock Who's there? Your brother My brother who? The dead guy over there.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Delivery for a Mr. Peerson? Oh yes, that's me. Thank you.

What did Stephen Hawking say to a prostitute? Push me, and then just touch me, Till I can get my, Satisfaction.

A woman leaves the kitchen.

Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

John went to the shop to purchase a can of coca cola. He left the shop with a can of coca cola.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense Microwave

Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

How do you pacify Hitler? Give him jews.

Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

A blonde was drinking water from the water fountain. She was very thirsty.

What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

What do gay cows eat? Grass.

A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

Q: What did the dog say the cat? A: nothing, because dogs cannot speak, and even if they could, I highly doubt they would speak cat.

What do you call mexicans running down the hallway? JAIL BREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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