A man walks into a bar, I forget the rest of this joke and your mother's a whore.

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How do you stop a black man from spitting? People of all races and colours are quite within their right to spit on their own property whenever they wish. However if anyone spits on or near you, you could report him to the police, but don't expect to be taken seriously.

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Richard Nixon walks into a bar. Everyone is thrilled to meet a former President of the United States who returned from the grave.

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How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

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What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

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Whats black and is on sale in shops? Blackberries.

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What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

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Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

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Why do I write Anit-jokes. Because I'm very bad at delevering good punchlines. They generally fall flat.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you through them.

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Why did the little boy fall down? Be he had the downs.

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Why didn't john go to school? He has terminal cancer and he must stay at hospital

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Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

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Black...

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I'm on a seafood diet. It consists of prawns and tuna.

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

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Why did the boy run down the road? Because he was being chased by a tsunami

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Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

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A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

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What's more annoying than reading a joke you can't understand? ?????

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Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

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The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

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