What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

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How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

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You're Mother's so fat, she sat on a chair, and it broke.

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Boy: Excuse me, do you have a cigarette? Man: First let me see your ID. Boy: I don't have an ID Man: Well, how much money do you have? Boy: 50 cents Man: Sorry, I don't have any cigarettes. Boy: Good job, I'm actually undercover cop and you sir are a good citizen for not giving a minor cigarettes. Man: Cool, do I get a reward? Boy: Yes, you will receive a good citizen award and free $50 coupon. Man: Thank you! Boy: Can I have a cigarette now? Man: I wasn't lying when I said I didn't have any cigarettes. Boy: Okay, have a nice day.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch!

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What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

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How can you tell if a man is choking? Stick a fridge down his throat

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A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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Steven Hawkin ran a marathon.

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I LIKE TRAINS

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A boy askes santa for a baby brother. Santa says give me your mom.

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Q: What did Michael Jackson do while he was preparing for his newest world tour? A: He died.

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Q:So there's a black guy and a mexican sitting in a car...who's driving? A: The Cop

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What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I lost The Game, You just did too.

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when a friend comes over and says: hey, do you have a bathroom??? NO!!! I shit in my yard!!!!!

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Yo momma so fat, she has large amount of fat deposited in her body

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A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

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three gay men were sitting in a hottub. a condom floats to the surface. why the hell were you watching them?

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long mane?"

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A guy watches a porno. When it is over, he said; "Wow, that was deep"

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A man walks into a bar, I forget the rest of this joke and your mother's a whore.

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A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? Their driver. The black guy has a very prosperous career and their life is at the envy of many.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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