- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely

What's blue? The sky.

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

Q: What do you call the first black guy who swam in the ocean? A: Triangle.

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

Why couldn't the Black man become a surgeon? He was Blind.

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My name is Will I am a real homosexual

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

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What did the boy say when he got hit by a car? Nothing, he punctured his lungs.

What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Owl." "Interrupting Owl who?"

I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

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