What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

what's worst then having no internet access for a year? having no facebook notifications when you finally do

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

Knock knock. Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? Doctor Brown, I have your test results, you've HIV positive.

What you do if you poo out a slug? Eat it.

a boy meets a girl the rest is censored

What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

A man breaks into your house points a gun at your head and proceeds to fire a blank... The man stares at your for another minute before jumping back out of the window he crawled in from and sitting on the curb outside your house rethinking his life choices.

OOOOPPS /

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

balls

What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

wanna hear a joke? i dont

My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

Your mom.

Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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