Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Yo momma so fat she should be concerned of contracting Coronary Heart Disease, high blood pressure, type 2 diabetes, abnormal blood fats, metabolic syndrome, cancer, osteoarthritis, sleep apnea, or even obesity hypoventilation syndrome

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Why did Hitler kill so many Jews? Because he didn't like them.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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Obama says: I can throw one 1,000 dollar bill out the window and make one person really happy Michelle says: I can throw ten 100 dollar bills out the window and make ten people really happy The Co-Pilot says: I can throw you both out the window and make 250,000,000 people really happy tee-hee

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whats worse than 10 babies in a blender 1 baby in 10 blenders

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How did the girl get rid of a fever? She took medicine.

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What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

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every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute goes by.

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how do you tell a politician that you hate him? politicians can be female, too.

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What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? Cares.

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What do you call a person with disabilities? Names.

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breasts

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Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

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whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

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why couldnt the guy move his legs cuz he was paralyzed

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. And you said you'd never forget.

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You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

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Oh my God! A talking dog!

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Why didn't the boy drop his ice cream He was hit by a bus and he wasn't eating ice cream

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Not having an apple, reguardless of its inhabitants.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

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A man stepped on a nail. He died shortly after of lockjaw.

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