- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

A walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Not getting a response, the disoriented bartender realizes he was talking to his own reflection in the mirror at the back of the bar.

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

Punching a baby

What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

What kind of words did the terrorist say on his date? His last ones.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

L's I's that took Viagra.

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

Why can't Susie jump rope? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! who's there? Not Susie.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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