How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

Why couldn't Matilda walk to school? Because a dog ripped her legs off.

A man makes a sandwich.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at him.

How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

What did Little Jimmie say to his mom when he got home frome school? Nothing his moms dead.

What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

My Boyfriend

Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm ovulating

Women's rights.

Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

What did the boy say to his friend? "Hello!"

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

Greg and Michal once had a fight I lost.

whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

what tall and looks like a jew?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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