- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

What did one stool say to the other stool? Stools don't speak!

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

I have an erection My mom!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

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How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

If you were a cactus, why?

Two octopuses are swimming in the ocean. Suddenly a scuba diver spots one of the octopus. The octopus looks at the human and swims away.

Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

whats funner than nailing a baby to a wall, ripping it off

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

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