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walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

What did the Banana say to the Peach. Nothing, they are incapable of speaking because they are fruit.

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. The Black woman said, "Oh, den I uses the middle names."

Q. What did the man say when he beat his video game? A. "I beat my video game." Q. What did the man say after his favorite sports team missed the playoffs? A. "My favorite sports team missed the playoffs." Q. What did the man say when a murderer was in his house? A. Nothing. He was dead.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

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What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

Bark I'm a tree

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Owl." "Interrupting Owl who?"

What did the Banana say to the Peach. Nothing, they are incapable of speaking because they are fruit.

have safe sex

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

Q. What did the man say when he beat his video game? A. "I beat my video game." Q. What did the man say after his favorite sports team missed the playoffs? A. "My favorite sports team missed the playoffs." Q. What did the man say when a murderer was in his house? A. Nothing. He was dead.

It got hit by a rocket.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

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