- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

a boy liked a girl. too bad she didn't like him.

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

What did the guy say when he dropped his baby? "oh no!"

Why did the Flintstones have Christmas? The Flintstones celebrated Christmas because the creator, William Hanna, celebrated it. As it is a kids TV show, you can't expect it to be factually correct.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

why did the goat go up the ladder? because its ladder goat

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

What do you call this? A sentence in English.

There once was a man from Peru, he dreamt he was eating his shoe, he then woke up, took a shower, changed, and drove to work.

A doctor walks into a bar. It's his day off and decides to celebrate after a long week of working.

What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

Alchohol.

Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

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