- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

A man took a police officers gun and threw it at a baby in a stroller. He went to jail.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

why wouldn't the printer work? because there was an animal in it.

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

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