- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What did the guy say when he dropped his baby? "oh no!"

A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: The Police. We have a warrant for your arrest.

why did the goat go up the ladder? because its ladder goat

Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

What you do if you poo out a slug? Eat it.

balls

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

OOOOPPS /

a boy meets a girl the rest is censored

A man breaks into your house points a gun at your head and proceeds to fire a blank... The man stares at your for another minute before jumping back out of the window he crawled in from and sitting on the curb outside your house rethinking his life choices.

How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

Knock knock. Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? Doctor Brown, I have your test results, you've HIV positive.

Women can vote? WTF

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

What do you call people in a plane crash? Whatever, i wasn't on the plane.

Q. What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A. An horse.

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

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