Whats worse than bieber fever? A yeast infection.

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a platypus? Well, I don't think it's genetically possible by nature, but Turtpus is a pretty funny name.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to go to heaven because his girlfriend Margaret was cooked into chicken sandwhiches, and he had no kids and he didn't want to marry someone else, so he tried to get ran over but no cars hit him so he cooked himself. AND so he became KFC-Style chicken wings. BUUUT since no one ate them, he grabbed them up from heaven and commented on how delicious he was and proceeded to eat more and then exploded, sending him to heaven's heaven. But it was just a dream. And Margaret had to do laundry some more today because he freaking caused a urine tsunami. You're welcome.

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Why Did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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What's more fun that being raped? Not being raped.

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Why did the black man go to prison? He was visiting his client to give him legal advice.

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How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved

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Two black guys jump off a bridge..who lands first? They would land at the same time due to earths gravity acting on them both with an equal force.

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Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

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What did Jimmy say when the bully poured milk on his head? Nothing, instead he took out a shank and proceeded to stab him 30 times and let him bleed to death for being a douche.

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What did the pitcher say to the batter who hit the ball very far? Wow, you hit that ball very far.

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why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

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what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

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Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

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whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

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womens rights

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Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

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Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

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What do you call a sheep with big teeth? Mitch

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what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat

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What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

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feminists.

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What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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