How many dead babies can you fit in a mini? It is variable according to the size of each baby.

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

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Wanker

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Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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What did the fish say when it hit the big stone wall? DAM

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why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

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Q: What's your favorite song? A: Not one in particular. I like all kinds of music.

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Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

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Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

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Q: What's the difference between black and white? A: A lot...

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Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

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Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

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Want to hear a joke? So do I.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

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you will like this because i am black.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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Before Super Mario existed what did people play? Instruments.

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What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

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All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

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An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

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A pig, a chicken, and a cow are born on 3 separate barns. They are raised by old men who subside off the grains of the field. When the animals mature, the farmers will butcher the pig, slaughter the chicken, and gut the cow. The farmer who raised the chicken may enjoy a few eggs first but the animals will all die eventually. Either of natural causes or more likely being butchered for profit. Cows make milk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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