Why couldn't the man read? Because he was illiterate

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got run over by a semi and died.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. Your mom is the punchline.

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Q.) What did the young child of a highly idiosyncratic family do when he heard the fire-alarm going off unexpectedly in his house? A.) He started to panic since he hadn't received any portions of formal insturction in the art of, "Stop, drop and roll", prior to the moment of the lamentable catastrophe. I think that we should blame his parents/teachers immediately... *Sigh*

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the only thing funny about this website is the fact ciaran hawkins is in love with it

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What do a rubix cube and a penis have in common? The more you play with it the harder it gets.

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When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

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you know what they say, Big man, Big hypertrophic cardiomyopathy, shame he died

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I bet you read this. Told ya.

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What did the white male say to the black male who had just robbed a bank? I'm glad you have a reliable source of income to feed yourself and your family

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How do you make a doctor cry? Kill his family.

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If chuck noris has five dollars and you have five dollars, he has more money than you. He forgot about the extra dollar in his back pocket

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what is long black and smelly the welfare line

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I lost The Game, You just did too.

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Q:So there's a black guy and a mexican sitting in a car...who's driving? A: The Cop

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How many napkins does it take to tack to the moon? Purple, snakes don't have elbows

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what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

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How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

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What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

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two snow men standing in a field and one says to the other can you smell carrots

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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