Whats worse than having sex with your hot cousin? Not having sex with your hot cousin...

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Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

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Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

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Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

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Roses are black Violets are too I am a dog I don't know how to rhyme

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What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

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How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

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What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

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What do you call a needy person? A person whos needs need needs.

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My asian freind died recently... But on another note why did the chicken cross the road.Crosing the road is a metaphor for killing yourself and the chicken is my asian freind.

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An owl and a squirrel were sitting on a tree branch. An acorn fell on the squirrel's head and surprised, the owl moved its head 3.276 degrees to the right. The squirrel apologized for the inconvenience, but the owl would not listen, so flew off to buy a ferry to help children with terminal illnesses get to school.

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

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How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

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Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

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What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

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Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

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a man was walking and saw a snake he was not afraid of snakes so he kept walking

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What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

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a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

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oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

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What is the black kid down the street getting for his birthday? Well first of all, his name is Pat. And he asked his parents for an Xbox that he will likely receive, and I assume a variety of other gifts from friends and family.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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3 like an eel

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