Q: How do you cure cancer? A: By die aids first

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter. It won't come to you regardless what you call it.

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tomatoe tomato my toe is named tom

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What's creepy about a loving couple having sex? I made them do it.

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Did you hear about the man who discovered the secret to making women happy? Neither have I.

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What did the Pope say to the little boy? Look both ways before crossing the street

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Q: What kind of punch do vampires drink ? A: None... It's really blood, you should know that by now.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure _._._

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What do a carrot and a kangaroo have in common? Nothing...

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Once upon a time there was a tree. But it was just a tree, so it sat there. Then it didn't rain for a while, so the tree died. And nothing ever grew there again. The End

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Just happy you are back Nero, I have no idea what a proxy is but I am at my mum`s place, is everything alright between us now?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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Did you know that onions is the only food that makes you cry? Oh? Really? Positive. what if I threw a coconut at you're face. ...

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Roses are red Violets are red My lawn is red My fences are red It appears my garden is on fire.

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Whats the difference between a quarter and a penny? 24 cents.

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A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education (and quite possibly from acquaintances or family members within the company that employs him, though it is often considered impolite to mention this latter fact, as it may be construed to denigrate the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study).

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A man walks into a bar. He gets wasted and forgets the punchline.

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Q: Why did the boy fall of the swing? A: He had no arms.

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- I got kicked out of the library today. - why? - because I put the women's rights book in the fiction section

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Is your refrigerator running? yeah oh...just wondering.

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A Jewish man with a 20 mile boner walks into a wall. Which body part hits the wall first? His nose

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Buzi vagy!

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An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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