- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

Q. Why did the triceratops die? A. A giant meteor hit him.

Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

Roses are red Violets are blue That's what they tell me Because I'm blind

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

What has three eyes, scales, seventeen stomachs, and can produce milk? Nothing. Nature has not yet evolved any animal to these specifications.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

womens rights

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

Face Hunter is scum

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

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