Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I lost The Game, You just did too.

why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

Q: How many Jews can fit in a car? A: 5 in a standard mid sized sedan, or 7 in an SUV

You're a country without the "tree". Did you just call me a cunt?

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? .....Neither have they.

Why was the 18 year old white male late for his college class. On his way to college he got in a car accident and killed 5 people and he walked away unharmed

a black guy walks into a black bar

why did kyle and jake have sex? Because they were gay.

What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Chuck Norris." "Chuck Norris who?" "NOBODY SAYS 'CHUCK NORRIS WHO'!!!"

Humpty dumpty sat on a wall Humpty dumpty ha a great fall Hunpty dumpty's skull was split in two

black people are white when i use night gogles

whats the difference between a white jew and a black jew the black jew is treated poorly and is sent to the back of the gas chamber

A blonde has a headache, so she goes to the doctor. The doctor prescribes some Advil, she takes it, and then feels significantly better.

what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

roses are red violets are blue no seriously they are

Q: How can you tell when your selling a Blondel a microwave A: she will keep asking how many chandler the Tv gets

Two Cows are knitting soda water in a lightbulb. One of them said: Talking about milk, what time is it? The other pulls out a thermometer, looked at it and said: Wednesday.

A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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