- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

What do you call a bird that can't fly? A dead bird

Why is Satan evil? Because he makes people eat apples.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other is a baby.

Your wife died during the delivery.

what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

A man dreamt that he was eating a marshmallow. He ate his dog.

knock knock whos there boo boo who? stop crying its only me! its not you, my mom has cancer, my dad was killed in a car accident, my pregnant wife has been murdered, and my uncle touches me.

Knock knock? Who's there? A Jehovah's Witness. Oh. Knock knock? Who's there? Not me!

Why can't Heller Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? As a matter of fact, I do. It goes: "Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? NaBrO."

How do you stop an asshole from being an asshole toward you? Shoot him in the head.

we should name the next hurricane alex rodriguez so it dosent hit any thing

A baby seal walks into a club.

What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

Knock Knock Who's there? The FBI. We need to check your house for dead bodies.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me. Me Who? Me. Uh.

You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

Why did the girl fall off her bike? she got a fridge thrown at her

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