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What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

Face Hunter is scum

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

Q. What is black and nobody cares when they step on it? A. Asphalt

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

Justin Bieber hits puberty

So Helen Keller walked into a bar... and then a chair.... and then a table..

Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

what does matt daly like to do in his free time anal

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

What did the doctor say to the man with cancer? You have cancer.

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

what do you call a middle-aged man with one blue suede shoe on, purple hair, pink skin, white eyes, no toenails, 67 fingers, 1 eye, a pocket watch, no clothes, and 8978967564567898765432345678765321234568909876543w245678909876543456098765323456-0987654367890-098765435678-09876543456789098765432345678909876543456789098765435678909876543234567898765323456890-987654345678900987654323456890987653234567890765434568909876543456899876543456789098765434568909876545678987654345678987654567898765434567898765478579458765456789876543223456789876543098765432123456898765432678987654230987653-098765434567898765434898765434567898765456787654567876 butt cheeks? bob.

once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

Why was the little boy afraid of Mr.Clean? Because he reminded him of his father who was an alcoholic and used to beat him savagely.

What's the difference between a plumber and a gynecologist? One has a knowledge of piping system of a house and the ability to fix said pipes and the other has the medical knowledge of a women's vagina.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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