- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

EGGPLANT

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

have safe sex

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

Bark I'm a tree

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Owl." "Interrupting Owl who?"

Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

What did the Banana say to the Peach. Nothing, they are incapable of speaking because they are fruit.

I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

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