- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

What kind of a prediction is THAT?

whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

Replacement Referees

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

How do you know what time it is in the dark? Turn on the light and look at the clock.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

What's funnier than one anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

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