what happen to the popo who got arrested? he told himself that he had the right to remain silent

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knock! knock! Who's there ...So y do you have a peep whole?

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"....did he fire six shots or only five....." It doesn't really matter, considering he will die of blood loss soon

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Sex positions (and other related things), never took off... 1. The 96 2. The mission (impossible) position. 3. The Tangoers party (swingers? The fack is that?) 4.Nasal. 5. Bed waltz (requires amazing dancing skills and multitasking, now they just call everything for "bed waltz" to show off) 6.Blind Date take uno (hard to find two blind people and make sure they meet each other and have a good time by themselves). 7. GILFS take one (I mean there could be many hot grandmas out there, but "Guns Id Like For Shooting", was not too popular due accidents)

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Why did jimmy cross the road? Because that was the direction the cannon was pointing.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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British Dentistry

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

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Yock

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What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

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What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

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Prostate exam > Some of these Anti Jokes

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what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

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Chuck Norris screams in pain.

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There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

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How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

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What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

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What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

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I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Bill Bill Who? Builder

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What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

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why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

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