- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is a chicken and is not intelligent enough to know that he is about to be hit by a bus while hopelessly searching for food under an elderly man's nose.

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by black guys? -Steve Nash

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

Your mammas so fat, she weighs significantly more than the average person.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Q: whats worse than ten babies in one trash can A: one baby in ten trash cans

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

How many spiders dose it take to cover a wall? Four, if they are 7 feet tall

You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

knock knock who's there? orange orange who? orang you glad i didn't say knock knock agian

What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

Know what would be awkward, if a GPS told a gay guy to get straight.

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