Knock Knock Who's there? Eric, your old high school pal! Eric, you slept with my wife 3 years ago. You have her, please stop coming to my door and please stop saying your my pal. Pals don't sleep with other guys' wives.

What the person say to the other Person? Hi.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

Hey i heard you where cool wait that was opposite day ;)

Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

a robber walks into a bank. he steals everything and kills the guards

What did the kid with cancer get for his birthday? Nothing he didnt make it that far

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

so there was a frog a bear and a walrus... i forgot how the rest goes but they all die because of a nuclear holocaust

Jesus walks into a church only to be touched inappropriately.

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I wont vouch for anybody right now, but nobody I know would attack anyone, I know I can be overly sensitive at times, but its not fun anymore, stop that.

Why did the man break all his bones? Because his parachute failed to open

emma: mat has a quick reaction time

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

nick ya honkin of b.o m8

Charles Manson is innocent.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have alzheimer's Bacon

What did the blind, deaf, and dumb child get for Christmas? Cancer.

Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

So my girlfriend comes back from Jamaica this weekend. There are as many hairs per square inch on your body as a chimpanzee.

Why did the Billy flunk the test? His parents were killed in a refridgerator

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

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