- Anti Joke

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

Lil Wayne's rapping career

Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, WITHOUT MY HEART I CANNOT LOVE YOU

what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

why are balck people black because they are

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

A seal walks into a club.

What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...