Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

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hey

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What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

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Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

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there was a black man his head looked like a peanut

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Poop

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Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

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What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

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How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

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Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

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why couldnt the guy move his legs cuz he was paralyzed

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The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

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Person A said: Knock Knock! Person B could not answer the door as he could not hear Person A's announcement of his or her arrival.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

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Why did the chicken contact Michael Jackson? To get to the other side.

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whats it called when you see a ton of white people running down a hill.... an avalanch whats it called when you see a ton of black people running down a hill.....a mud slide whats it called when you see a ton of mexicans running down a hill............ a jail break

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I asked a Jewish girl for her number, so she rolled up her sleve

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What would you do if the house you're sitting in now exploded? Nothing really, you would have died a horrible death.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to give him a bad reputation, but not enough to kill him

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What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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