What starts with F and ends in U C K? firetruck What starts with P and ends in O R N? popcorn What only costs 5 cents on weekends? your mom

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

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What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

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So a 12 year old suicide bomber walks in to a military base and kills 31 soldiers. It happened. Look it up.

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Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

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Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

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What did death say to life? Go die

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How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

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hey timmy, wanna go to Disneyworld?! tough. *10 seconds later* still no timmy

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Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Whose there? Person 1: Frank Person 2: Oh, hey man. Come on in.

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Why did the homeless man kill his dog? Because a drunk rich guy said he'd pay him a hundred dollars if he did.

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What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

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What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

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dude... what would you do if i punched you in the face? i would pee on you

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"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

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Dear Sarah, My name is Jesse, and I am severely overweight. BOUNCE ON MY DICK LIKE TYGA BITCH, Your lover, Jesse.

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How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

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question:How do you call a Russian with Ak47. answer: Spetznaz

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Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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