- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

Why did the Teacher cry? Because he was sad.

What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

What do you get when you cross a spoon and a fork? A spoon crossed with a fork.

What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

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Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

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Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

What do you call a man looking at Anti jokes on this ? you

The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

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