Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

How do you confuse a blond? Dress up as Lady Gaga and yell "Ni!" in her face.

What is duke oxtoby? legend.

Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

please thumbs this up to help rhinos with boners thank you

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

Q: What did the boy say to his mum when he saw a Lion A: Hey mum that's a Lion

You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

destiny

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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