- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

what did the african boy get for christmas - not food

Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

whats black and blue and has three legs? An abused deformed person.

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

So 3 Jews walk into a bar, I lied, it was a gas chamber.

what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

My dad

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting r.aped by a giant scorpion.

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

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