why did jimmy stop eating his breakfast two Penn state officials knocked at the door

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Q. How do you blindfold a Chinese man? A. With a blindfold.

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You're flying above the Kansas Ocean, you lose your brakes and have to paddle all the way to shore. How many dogs can you fit on a carousel? Blue, because Ice Cream is cold.

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Yo momma so fat that when she sat on the bible jesus poped out.

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thre guys walk into a bar then goes to sit at a booth and the three guys have to go to the bathroom so they ask a waiter to safe they booth while they go to the bathroom 30 min later and they are still not back so the waiter goes by the door and one guy come out and the waiter asks " what were you doing" and the guy says " blowing bubbles " then goes and sit down " then the second guy come out and the waiter asks " what were you doing " and the guy says " blowing bubbles" and goes and sits down then the last guy come out and the waiter says " let me guess blowing bubble " the guy says back "no i am bubbles "

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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A sober Amy Winehouse

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"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

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What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

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Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

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Why doesn't Micheal Jackson do a music video with Usher? Because he is dead.

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"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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What's sad about four black people going over in a cliff in Cadillac? It was my Cadillac.

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what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

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What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

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4 hours later.

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How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Yo Mama!

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