what do you call a pond filled with frogs having sex with bacteria is burning there insides while a midget with assburgers is chanting "SMACK THAT BADONKADONK!" racism..

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a man walks out of a gas station and sees an indian with his ear to the road. He walks up to him and the indian says "truck... ford truck... large man in front with flannel shirt and trucker cap... german sheperd in passenger seat... licence plate 4563u6." Amazed the other man says " wow, you can tell all of that just by listening to the road?" The indian says "no thats a the truck that ran over me five minuites ago"

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Yo Mama so stupid because she's been addicted to marijuana since she was a teenager, and has lost many brain cells. Resulting in her forgetting simple things like your birthday, her own name, etc. She has also developed lung cancer. She's predicted to die in two months if she continues to smoke as she does now.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to probably balance himself.

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What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

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What do you call a saxaphone playing unicorn, that's flying away to a distant planet on a penguin? a dream

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

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Bitch

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whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

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What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

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A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

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knock,knock you suck

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69

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What happens when you roll a quarter down the street in Mexico? It rolls for a small period of time but eventually it falls over and stops rolling because quarters aren't able to roll very far on imperfect surfaces.

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Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

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My mother has chlamydia. That's it.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Why didn't the Hispanic man get elected? Because his policies were unpopular.

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hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

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why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

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Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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