So does Blake

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What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

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roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

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An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

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Knock knock Who's there No one We are all on the computer

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While I was having sex... Just kidding, I can't get laid.

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Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

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You're a frog

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What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

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Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

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Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

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How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

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What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

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Hail Heetluh

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A serial killer walks into a bar... He is finally arrested after killing several people within the bar, goes to court, and it was decided that he is suffering from a rare case of maddening schizophrenia, and sent indefinitely to a mental hospital...

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What happens when lady gaga and chris brown jump into the pool at the same exact time. They get wet

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to go well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that when his wife was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas, despite that the tank was full and she only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrendous car accident that caused the fuel to empty and catch fire. Mary survived but their 6 month old baby was killed.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Some people devote their life to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

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Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem used for seasoning food, and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

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A man walks into a bar gets hurt and falls over

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How did the baby cross the ocean? It was stapled to a whale.

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Knock-Knock Whos there? You're about to get shell shocked...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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