Whats the difference between and ? Blue custard

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Why are women always wrong? Well, depending on the factors of IQ of said women, location and date, said time period of always can be deemed in every circumstance as incorrect to say the least, and derogatory. These days said derogatory actions are punishable by law.

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Yeah, it makes sense if you think about it, I changed my alias back and forth from Axel Knight, to Axel White, first because Axel White sounded not only as a opposite to Nero, but also because it sounded like something a Nazi leader would call himself, we went renegade and used that in order to draw in and bust a lot of Neo Nazi`s with enough money and bad intentions to make bad stuff happen. But thats another story, I heard about an Axel Knight partaking in Point Zero, had I known you where the leader (I hope you are being honest friend) I would have warned you much sooner, but there was no way for me to know if you where working together... Since you literally where.

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Dude, i know this guy, who knew this guy named Ben, who knew this guy named Valen, who knew this guy named Chad and he said.... Ben's Dead.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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What does 1 black person on the moon mean? A problem. What do 2 black people on the moon mean? A problem. What does every black person on the world on the moon mean? It's still a problem.

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Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Some chocolate and a new DVD.

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jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

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What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

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What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

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a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

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An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

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a man says "whats shakin bakin" to a friend, but his friend was shaking, because he often has seizures... thats what was shakin

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How did the blonde reply to the male man when he asked how she was? "I'm good."

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

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Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

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why did the goat go up the ladder? because its ladder goat

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