- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

How do you know when a ghost is lying? I don't know because I've never met one, so from personal experience I couldn't tell you.

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

What does a witch put food in? A lunchbox

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

Knock Knock Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

what did God say when He saw a black man? Oops I urnt one.

Knock! Knock! Who's There? The Police. Open the damn door. Nobody Is Home.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

What did the quarter say to the dime? nothing.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

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