Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

your life

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue whilst you reading this I just raped you

Please give money to a local Jew we have had such a bad time please ONLY people who are Jews.

Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

What's brown and smells like shit? The rapidly decaying bodies of several dead chipmunks.

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Black people are the scum of the earth

Q: What's the difference between a grasshopper and pencil? A: Lots

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