- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realising the apple is the worm...

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

whats the difference between a black guy, spook and a porch monkey? they are all stupid, stinky, n-i-g-g-e-r-s!

What did the fat gypsy say to the attractive young woman aged twenty-five? I know you are probably not remotely interested in having sex with me, but I'm afraid that you have no choice due to the fact that I've locked all of the doors.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

how do you turn your dishwasher into a garbage disposal? make her take out the trash.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

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