ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

"Have you guys ever seen Derrek Ashmores sisters? They are DTF if you know what I mean" - Jesse Ziegenbein

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His face bumped into something that was soft, squishy, smooth, and round... It was a balloon. Someone was having a birthday party.

Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

What's hotter than a hot girl? The sun.

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

JUST KIDDING^

Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

Knock knock Who's there? April April who? April fools

KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

darude- sandstorm

whant to hear my best inpression of a hijacking ok kjgnkdgsjikdfhjnknkdfngknhfkfbnkf

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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