- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

when a friend comes over and says: hey, do you have a bathroom??? NO!!! I shit in my yard!!!!!

three gay men were sitting in a hottub. a condom floats to the surface. why the hell were you watching them?

what is purple and fly? - a purple flying.

roses are red violets are blue i am bipolar so am i

Why do I write Anit-jokes. Because I'm very bad at delevering good punchlines. They generally fall flat.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor and the doctor said "There is no cure for the monkeys in your head"

Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

How many napkins does it take to tack to the moon? Purple, snakes don't have elbows

What's worse then spilling milk? Instantaneous Human Combustion

Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

What do you call a blue colored dog with seven legs, that oinks? not a dog...

What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

What's the difference between cat and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other is a watermelon.

what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

Dan was friends with Dick. Dick likes to give massages to Dan. Dan's favorite is Dickie's special mixture. He will remember Dick, his favorite personal assisatant for life. CREEPER

A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

Richard Nixon walks into a bar. Everyone is thrilled to meet a former President of the United States who returned from the grave.

A guy watches a porno. When it is over, he said; "Wow, that was deep"

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