- Anti Joke

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

-9

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? Being eaten by a giant octopus. What's worse than being eaten by a giant octopus? 3 Bee Stings!

-9

How do you stop a baby from crying? You hit it with an axe.

-11

Whats the difference between a lemon and an ant? They're both yellow except for the lemon.

-11

Roses are red Violets are blue ... Uhhhh I don't think anyone knows the rest of this!!!!!!

-11

What did taxi driver say to the passenger? Where to, sir?

-11

What do u call a banana? A banana......

-11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

What nickname do you give Harrison Kinney if he is good at remixing music? Harrison "Remix" Kinney

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

What's purple and glows? An electric grape

what do you call a kid named kid. kid

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

What do you call a black man walking on the side of a road? A Pedestrian

Carol never wore her safety goggles. Neither did Hellen Keller.

I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? Being eaten by a giant octopus. What's worse than being eaten by a giant octopus? 3 Bee Stings!

So FDR walks into a bar.

How do you stop a baby from crying? You hit it with an axe.

Whats the difference between a lemon and an ant? They're both yellow except for the lemon.

Roses are red Violets are blue ... Uhhhh I don't think anyone knows the rest of this!!!!!!

What did taxi driver say to the passenger? Where to, sir?

What do u call a banana? A banana......

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??