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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

The Sun is vital to our human existence on the Earth. It also causes cancer.

What happens when you mix a camel and a penguin? A cenguin!

An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

hey, my names mark.

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

How do you stop your golf ball from hitting a goose? You dont.

There are 2 carrots sitting in a basket. One carrot says to the other; I'm a carrot! The other carrot does not reply, because carrots do not speak. Now consider the possibility, that the first carrot was a talking monkey.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other: "Hey are you worried about this Mad Cow Disease?? the other cow says "Nah, not at all mate...!" "Why Not?" says the cow "Because I'm a CHICKEN!"

roses are red pickles are green i like your legs and whats in between

Knock knock Who's there? Brittney Spears Brittney Spears who? Knock Knock Who's there? Opps I did it again.

Knock, knock Who's there? You... and you just lost the game. -Eka

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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