- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rush Limbaugh

Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

Whats brown and sticky A stick!!!!

How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

4-4-2

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

Why is the duck? Because it has two feet the same.

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What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

Arrow in the Knee!

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

a. how did you shoot the rabbit? b. with my banana

whos the biggest oaf................................ coasta

Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

How do you kill a retard? you shoot him in the head

God

What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

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