my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

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Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

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Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

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Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

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What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

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kushagra tyagi

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

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Smeg...

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So does Blake

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

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An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

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roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

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Knock knock Who's there No one We are all on the computer

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What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

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What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

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Hail Heetluh

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Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

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You're a frog

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How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

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Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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