- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

a retard walks into a bar a bruise appeared on his head

Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

Q. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. nothing you done told her twice already

What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

What do you call this? A sentence in English.

There once was a man from Peru, he dreamt he was eating his shoe, he then woke up, took a shower, changed, and drove to work.

three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

A doctor walks into a bar. It's his day off and decides to celebrate after a long week of working.

What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

Q. What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A. An horse.

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

Women can vote? WTF

What do you call people in a plane crash? Whatever, i wasn't on the plane.

What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

What's the difference between a black male and a white female? There are many differences but all of which are wrong to make a joke about.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got run over by a semi and died.

Yo mama is so ugly that the devil warships her.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

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