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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a banana? Banana's don't hijack planes.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender says"What do u want?" The ducks replays "EVERY DAY IM SHUFFLING!!!" The bartender slaps the duck in its face and quid his job. The bar has a hard time finding a replacement and his business dies. THE END

What do fish and shoe laces have in common? nothing.

What do you call a man with no arm or legs lying in front of a door? Idk, but how did he get there, and where is his aid to help him get out of this situation?

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

Ginger woodpecker throbbing in the moonlight

Technically I did not try to, but I made you believe I tried in vain, so your subconcious is unable to register that it is under a state of trance, you could deny it, but you are in a state of trance right now. So how big are your breasts?

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? its a refridgerator Why did the third monkey jump out of the tree It thought it was a game

What's more easier to break than a thin stick? A woman's neck.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

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