A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

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Whats worst then finding drugs under you brothers bed finding your dead cat under his bed whats worst then finding your dead cat under your brothers bed finding your dead Gran whats even worst then that the Holocaust

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What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

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Sammi suck kyles chode

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Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

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A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

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a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

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Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

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Soccer...

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? That boy that dropped a perfectly good ice cream cone from a road accident involving a bus due to lack of road safety awareness Oh yeah, and I guess the fact that he probably died or was injured for life is pretty bad too

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How can a chicken be dirty? It can be covered in dirt!

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Hitler walks up to a little girl at a concentration camp: - How old are you? - I'm turning 7 tomorrow! - Nope.

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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Hit me and kick me were on a log. Hit me fell off, swan to shore, and went home.

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There were once three bears who lived in a cottage in the forest. They left to go to the market one day. While they were gone a blonde girl walked into their cabin. Meanwhile at the market, everyone was freaking out that there were bears there.

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what do you call a person who rides a bike a lot? BATMAN!!! -s.s

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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You have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars. You both have the same amount of money.

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What is pink and gets wet a tounge

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What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

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Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

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My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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