- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

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Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

there was a black man his head looked like a peanut

What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

why was the carrot sad? it was stuck in an antelopes anus

I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy

Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

Chocolate makes everything better, except obesity.

Knock Knock Whos There Policeman Policeman who Please open then door your fathers been in a terrible car accident

why was the boy sad? because his penis was stapled to a coffee table

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

How many jewish people can you fit in a Volkswagen? depending on the class of car but a mid range SUV can seat up to seven.

Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

A walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Not getting a response, the disoriented bartender realizes he was talking to his own reflection in the mirror at the back of the bar.

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

What do you get hanging from an apple tree? Sore Arms.

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