- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. nothing you done told her twice already

a retard walks into a bar a bruise appeared on his head

Jeff has 45 candy bars. He eats 40. What does Jeff have? Diabeetus

Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

Q: If a hen-and-a-half can lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a peg-legged grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle? A: He'd give up.

What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the Shell Station.

What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

There once was a man from Peru, he dreamt he was eating his shoe, he then woke up, took a shower, changed, and drove to work.

What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

A doctor walks into a bar. It's his day off and decides to celebrate after a long week of working.

Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

What do you call this? A sentence in English.

Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

Alchohol.

Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

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