What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

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What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

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Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

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You know what they called Obama in highschool? Nigge*

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What do an elephant and a plum have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

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A fat man walked into a hot dog.

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What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

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What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

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Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

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Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

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whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. The man apologizes, and the bra assures him not to worry. They both continue on their way. The man wonders what a bra is doing walking around unattached to a woman, especially this late at night.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

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Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

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a man walks out of a gas station and sees an indian with his ear to the road. He walks up to him and the indian says "truck... ford truck... large man in front with flannel shirt and trucker cap... german sheperd in passenger seat... licence plate 4563u6." Amazed the other man says " wow, you can tell all of that just by listening to the road?" The indian says "no thats a the truck that ran over me five minuites ago"

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how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

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Why did the black guy love his new shirt? Because it was 100% cotton

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Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

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What's worst than a crying baby? A dead baby What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies What's worse than a pile of dead babies? If there's an alive one at the bottom What's worse that an alive baby in a pile of dead babies? If it has to eat its way out.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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