There was a dog walking down the street with his GF. The dog can have a GF and can talk because this is an anti joke. Then the dog broke up with his GF because he was unhappy with her scent. Dogs are weird that way. Then, sobbing, he saw something through the blur of his tears. The county fair was open! Elated, the dog ran to the fair and waited n the ticket line for a long time. He waited so long, he almost exploded. Once he got to the end, he reached in his coat pocket (yeah, the dog is wearing a coat. It's cold), and found no wallet. FUUUUUUU! By the time he got back, the fair was closed for the day. The next time he came back, he had a hard time getting through the line. When he did, he raced to the ferris wheel. Halfway up, the ferris wheel stopped. CWAP! The neckst daey, thee dwawg whent two the ferries weele and went up. Yay. At the top, he saw his house! there was a chicken crossing the road. WTF? Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. Phuck yeah.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Okay, seriously I'm done. I try to make a joke but I don't think I can do it anymore. I'm not funny I'm just a little coward who offers nothing to life. I should just kill myself. Fuck this joke, fuck you.

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The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't, he died in the middle of this task.

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What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

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What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

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whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

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A Chinese man fails a math test

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What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing Jenga on September 11th.

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whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whroe whore whore whore whroe

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What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

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Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

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whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

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What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

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Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

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What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

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A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

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lol

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What did the guy who dropped his iPhone do? He went out and bought a knew one.

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2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

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DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

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