- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

who is awesome? no one...

What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

What's funnier than one anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

A duck walks into a bar, but he is kicked out because he is not 21

How many batteries does it take to run a car 1 a car battery

What did the girl say to the mute? "Why are you so quiet?" How did the mute respond? He flipped her off.

Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

women's rights

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

So there is two clowns. Pickle and Jim. If you were asked who was funnier, you would probably say pickle. Well you would be wrong. It's Jim.

How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up

What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

Guess where my mom lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my dad lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my aunt lives Utah!?!?!? NO!!!! Trick Question b... she's dead

why did the boy fall off his bicycle? because his dad threw a refrigerator at him.

What do you call a Black Priest? His title would probably be Reverend, and then his last name after it.

I was chatting to a woman in a bar, when the subject of kids came up. I said, "My son has had to wear nappies for his entire life." "That's awful," she said, "what's wrong with him?" I replied, "Nothing. He's two and a half."

In Soviet Russia..... the exact same thing happens, stupid.

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