- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the best thing about polio...death

I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

"what happened to the man that was walking along the cliff" he was found the next day dead with a seagull on his head.

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

josh Roberts you speccy CUNT

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

This is not a joke or is it

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

Why did the black man die of leukemia? Overexposure to radioactive materials due to his career as a nuclear engineer.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

your social life.

A boy tells his teacher, "I want to be like hitler when I grow up and kill all the jews and one clown." The teacher replies, "Why the clown?" The boy says, "See no one cares about the jews."

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

fallow me on twitter #ieatveloceraptorsfordinner

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

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